May puns of the day!

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May 31: How did the ballerina get to her performance.

Took a tutu-train.

May 30: What did we do with the frogs crashed car?

Had it toad.

May 29: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?

A receding hare-line.

May 28: How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

May 27: What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

May 26: Why did the computer go inside?

It got too many bytes.

May 25: What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

May 24: How does a cow do math?

With a cow-culator.

May 23: How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

May 22: How does the octopus go into battle?


May 21: Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They have no guts.

May 20: What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner's on me.

May 19: Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

May 18: How do you catch a fish with no eyes?

You use your hands instead.

May 17: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

May 16: What did the one wall sat to the other?

I'll meet you in the corner.

May 15: How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

May 14: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?


May 13: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

May 12: How does the barber become rich?

Make the cut.

May 11: Why does the math book look sad?

Too many problems.

May 10: What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

May 9: Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two-tired.

May 8: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

May 7: What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

May 6: How does a snowman get around?

By snowmobile.

May 5: What happened to the baseball-playing dog?

Got walked.

May 3: How did the professor's theory fare?

It was a little shaky at the beginning.

May 2: What does one call it when they vandalize road signs?

Pulling the stops.

May 1: Why was the music teacher in trouble?

They recommended band books.