February puns of the day!
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Feb 28: Why did the orchestra sound fake?
They were a sym-phony
Feb 27: What's a tree's favorite party game?
Wood you rather.
Feb 26: Who's the best author to tailor your pants?
Edgar Allen Sew he perfected his Hemingway.
Feb 25: What was Hercules' favorite subject in school?
Myth-ematics
Feb 24: What do Italians say about leftover lasagna?
It's in the past-a.
Feb 23: What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite lunch?
Hard-boiled leg.
Feb 22: What did Kanye West say about Taylor Swift's breakfast?
Omlete you finish.
Feb 21: Where do hot curlers let loose?
On a roller coaster.
Feb 20: What container loves the sun the most?
A basket.
Feb 19: What's the slimiest website?
Goo-gle.
Feb 18: What's the city with the freshest eggs?
New Yolk City.
Feb 17: How do you find out about a funeral?
The mourning news.
Feb 16: What was the librarian's favorite lipstick color?
Read.
Feb 15: What is a giraffe's favorite form of affection?
Necking.
Feb 14: What kind of scientist works with acids and bases?
A PH-D.
Feb 13: How does a spider log on to the internet?
He used his web.
Feb 12: What's the sneakiest bug?
A spy-der.
Feb 11: What's the funniest pasta?
Fu-silly.
Feb 10: What happens when you mix a '90s dance hit with a noodle?
You get the macareni.
Feb 9: What did the driver call his shaggy dog?
A car pit.
Feb 8: Where does the atmosphere store it's pictures?
On the cloud.
Feb 7: Why couldn't the mailbox make up it's mind?
It was on the fence.
Feb 6: What do you say when you walk by a really nice cantaloupe?
What a melon.
Feb 5: How did the magicians become a couple?
Love at first sleight.
Feb 4: What do you call two shoes who love each other?
Sole mates.
Feb 3: What do you say after a bunch of crows leave a crime scene?
There was a murder.
Feb 2: What city has no tiny fruit?
Mini-apple-less
Feb 1: What's a robber's favorite drum?
A steal drum