October puns of the day!
Looking for some laughs? Our puns of the day are here to brighten up your day!
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31 oct: Skeletons don't have the _____ to dress up as anything for Halloween
Guts
30 oct: My tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept _______ it.
Returning
29 oct: There's a new drug on the market that makes people angry. It's all the ______.
rage
28 oct: The chef had a hard time breathing after he slipped and broke his prime _______.
Rib
27 oct: The farmer made perfect crop circles with his ___________.
Protractor.
26 oct: The star asked the sun why the moon was always up so late. The sun replied, "it's just going through a ______."
Phase
25 oct: I usually don't agree with decimals, but they have a ________.
Point
24 oct: Lions take great ______ in their families' accomplishments.
Pride
23 Oct: The dolphin said it was an accident, but I think he did it on __________.
Porpoise
22 oct: After carrying too many buckets, the boy looked _________.
Pail
21 oct: When my friend who worked at the cigarette factory filed for divorce, his wife went absolutely ______.
Menthol
20 oct: I was exhausted at the beginning of April. It must have been that 31-day ________.
March
19 oct: When walking through a pig barn, be careful how you ___________.
Manure
18 oct: Struggling butchers link sausage to make ends ______.
Meat
17 oct: The accountant enjoyed this job. ________ speaking
Figuratively
16 oct: The obese psychic was a ______ teller.
Four-chin
15 oct: I was only on the military base from dusk to dawn, but it seemed like a ________.
Fortnight
14 oct: When questioned, the honest hot dog vendor answered _________.
Frankly
12 oct: 200 years from the final buffalo roundup, we will celebrate the __________.
Bison-tennial
13 oct: The agreeable tennis umpire was generous to a ________.
Fault
11 oct: Baking a cake is simply mind over __________.
Batter
10 oct: The recent law school graduates celebrated at the _______.
Bar
9 oct: After the bank was robbed, the owner bought some cows to _______ up security.
Beef
8 oct: The skeleton went to the prom, but he had no _____ to dance with.
Body
7 oct: The shoemaker's lazy assistant was given the __________.
boot
6 oct: After five campers were discovered missing from their tents, the state police began to ______ the area.
Canvas
5 oct: When a new baby comes home from the hospital, many ________ are necessary.
Changes
4 oct: The math teacher in the unheated room is cold and __________.
Calculating
3 oct: Most German clockmakers are sane, but some are _______.
Cuckoo
2 oct: If you want to make money as a comedian, you need to have a _________ of humor.
Cents
1 oct: My chiropractor is hilarious. He really _______ me up.
Cracks