December puns of the day!
Looking for some laughs? Our puns of the day are here to brighten up your day!
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31 dec: The stripper was getting tired of the same old _______ and dance
thong
30 dec: The tiny bait fish said, "If you think of a better fish pun, let ________."
minnow
29 dec: Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I'll show you A-flat _______.
minor
28 dec: When my date told me i was average, she was just being ________.
mean
27 dec: The cat took up computer lessons in hope of mastering its grip on a _______.
mouse
26 dec: I knew a guy who collected candy canes. They were all in _______ condition.
mint
25 dec: The farmer decided to buy a cow and ______ it for all it's worth.
milk
24 dec: The snake gave birth to a bouncing baby ______.
boa
23 dec: When the gastroenterologist quit, he threw in the ________.
bowel
22 dec: The fruit trees came with insects to help with pollination. They were free _______.
bees
21 dec: I hated my job working in the hayfield. After only one day, I ________.
Baled
20 dec: The hamburgers went south for the winter because they didn't want to freeze their _______.
buns
19 dec: The rubber ball company almost went bankrupt, but it'll _______ back.
bounce
18 dec: Two soccer fans got married after they met by ______.
chants
17 dec: Haunted French pancakes give me the ________.
crepes
16 dec: The winning race car driver had a ______ past.
checkered
15 dec: I was almost persuaded to invest in a poultry farm, but I ________ out.
chickened
14 dec: The prisoner who escaped from the gang working on the side of the road caused a _______ reaction.
chain
13 dec: Working on bone fractures isn't all it's ______up to be.
Cracked
12 dec: When the wife didn't leave her husband an agenda for the weekend, he became _______.
listless
11 dec: I can't drink milk. I ___________ genes required to digest it.
lactose
10 dec: I should my antique string instrument because I needed the ________.
Lute
9 dec: The weigh-in at the sumo wrestling tournament was a ______ scale effort.
large
8 dec: Experts say that the average cost of a funeral has risen by 50%. They blame it on the increased cost of ________.
living
7 dec: The fish missed the phone call because it was stuck on the other _______.
line
6 dec: With the new business casual dress code, I work less and have become a real ________.
slacker
5 dec: Homes with nicely manicured lawns are highly _________ after.
Sod
4 dec: When the lawyer flushed the toilet, it went to the _______.
Sue-r
3 dec: I went to the store to buy some soup, but they were out of ________.
Stock
2 dec: The lemon eating contest was called a draw. All the contestants left with a ________ taste in their mouths.
Sour
1 dec: Touching my toes shouldn't be hard, but my knees just can't get it ________.
Straight