September puns of the day!
Looking for some laughs? Our puns of the day are here to brighten up your day!
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30 sep: When the newspaper closed down, the reporters felt ___________.
Depressed
29 sep: The lawyer who was thrown out of the saloon was ______.
Disbarred
28 sep: When leaving our vacation in Hawaii, our plane was ________.
De-Lei'd
27 sep: My boyfriend and I both lived on houseboats. Over time, we began to ______ apart.
Drift
26 sep: If towels could tell jokes, they would probably have a _____ sense of humor.
Dry
25 sep: You can't trust Satan's resume. The ______ lies in the details.
Devil
24 sep: I deleted all the male German names from my contacts. Now my phone is _______.
Hans-Free
23 sep: I tried earing a living running a social club for chickens, but I had a hard time making _____ meet.
Hens
22 sep: The nun who said her nightly prayers did so out of _______.
Habit
21 sep: I got into a bidding war for a house because my wife loved the lengthy corridor. Now I'm in it for the long _______.
Hall
20 sep: The magician got so mad he pulled his ______ out.
Hare.
19 sep: Straw hats were cooler to wear in their _______ day.
Hay
18 sep: Neighborhood kids used to cover me in cream and fruit layered cake. It was tough growing up in the _______.
Gateau
17 sep: The picture I took of the wheat field turned out _________.
Grainy
16 sep: The average dwarf is 3 feet tall. That's a little ______ fact.
Gnome
15 sep: Some funeral home employees do not like working the _________ shift.
Graveyard
14 sep: There was a report of a satellite falling from the sky. Everyone should be aware of the _______ situation.
Gravity
13 sep: I chose my gastroenterologist based on a ______ feeling.
Gut
12 sep: The sheep at the petting zoo kept scratching itself. Turns out, it had ______.
Fleece
11 sep: A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and ______-free.
Fiancée
10 sep: Whenever there is an earthquake, geologists are quick to find ________.
Fault
9 sep: Finding size 14 shoes is a big _______.
Feet
8 sep: When the baseball rolled into the sewer, it was called a ______ ball.
foul
7 sep: Cheetahs mainly eat ______ food.
fast
6 sep: A girl from the vegetarian club said she knew the boy, but he's never met ________.
Herbivore
5 sep: Planting a garden is easier than picking all the vegetables. That's the _________ part.
Harvest
4 sep: My first airplane flight took my acrophobia to new __________.
Heights
3 sep: The girl quit her job at the donut factory because she was fed up with the _______ business.
hole
2 Sep: I don't like it when motorcyclists ________ the road.
Hog
1 sep: Knowing sign language can come in _________?
Handy