November puns of the day!
Looking for some laughs? Our puns of the day are here to brighten up your day!
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30 nov: When the woman got married and moved into a new house, she got a new last name and a _____.
dress
29 nov: Most hunters are nice because they're such _______ people.
deer
28 nov: Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of _______.
de-feet
27 nov: Two fish swam into a wall. One turned to the other and said, "____!"
Dam
26 nov: I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electric bill. it was the _____ time of my life.
darkest
25 nov: Go to the dentist every 6 months! You know the _______.
drill
24 nov: If you're looking for oranges in a maple tree, your search will be ________.
fruitless
23 nov: When the sick man with food poisoning left the bathroom, he looked ______.
flushed
22 nov: Matted textile material is the best thing I've ever ______
felt
21 nov: The best-selling book about birds _____ off the shelf.
flew
20 nov: The service station fixed tires for a _____ rate.
flat
19 nov: Teenagers who take a lot of selfies are just trine to save ______.
face
18 nov: The thirsty comedian arrived late to the joke party and had to stand in the _______.
punchline
17 nov: All the waterfowl kept their eyes closed except for one. It was a ______ duck.
peking
16 nov: When the prospector took the job, he didn't think it would _____ out.
pan
15 nov: Math teachers seem to deal with a lot of ___________.
problems
14 nov: When I worked at the fire hydrant factory, I was always late. I could never find a place to _____.
park
13 nov: It was so quiet in the bowling alley you could hear a ______ drop.
Pin
12 nov: A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that ______ play at that game.
Toucan
11 nov: Dieting is for people who are _____ and tired of it all.
Thick
10 nov: When the sour orange was late for school, the teacher marked it _______.
Tarty
9 nov: The student studied water purification in college because he had a great ____ for knowledge.
Thirst
8 nov: During a job interview, I decided to lie and say I had experience washing windows, but they saw right _____ me.
through
7 nov: The watchmaker stormed off after the argument. He was _______ off.
Ticked
6 nov: The rower crashed and hit his head, suffering a broken ___________.
Scull
5 nov: The sign in the toy store read, "Don't feed the animals. They are already ________."
Stuffed
4 nov: Oysters don't share their pearls, because they are __________.
Shellfish
3 nov: Two surgeons were joking about sutures and soon had each other in _________.
Stitches
2 nov: When bungee jumping, never ask anyone to cut you some __________.
Slack
1 nov: The twin bowlers bore a ____________ resemblance.
Striking