April puns of the day!
Looking for some laughs? Our puns of the day are here to brighten up your day!
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Apr 30: What was the fate of the flight risk farmer?
Denied bale.
Apr 29: What did the kid's say to their dad when leaving Iraq?
Don't forget your Baghdad.
Apr 28: What did the librarian's schedule look like.
It was fully booked.
Apr 27: What are a pirates thoughts on needing a spine?
Arr, it holds me back.
Apr 26: Who was the roundest knight of King Author's table?
Sir Cumference.
Apr 25: Why was the oil executive reprimanded?
For crude language.
Apr 24: How does one prepare to visit Prauge?
Czech for your passport
Apr 23: How was the boy after swallowing coins?
No change.
Apr 22: What kind of phones do prisoners use?
Cell phones.
Apr 21: What did the cheating golfers avoid?
Fairway play.
Apr 20: Why was the young horse kicked out of the basketball game?
Too many foals.
Apr 19: What is the best quality of a urologist?
A firing squad.
Apr 18: What's a vampire's least favorite lunch?
A stake sandwich.
Apr 17: Who handles layoffs?
A firing squad.
Apr 16: Heard a joke about amnesia?
Forget it.
Apr 15: How do you ride the bus?
Fare share.
Apr 14: How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it.
Apr 13: What's the key to riding the bus?
Making sure you pay your "fare" share of the journey!
Apr 12: Why didn't the blueberries want to be planted next to the corn?
Because the corn was a stalker.
Apr 11: Where do people keep their underwear?
In their drawers.
Apr 10: What makes boaters so positive?
They have a canoe attitude.
Apr 9: What color did the bikini model paint her bedroom?
Tan.
Apr 8: How did the Olympic swimmer clean his hair?
Champoo.
Apr 7: Which goddess keeps her hair the neatest?
Afro-tidy.
Apr 6: Where does garlic go to laugh?
A roast.
Apr 5: Where did the religious rowing team go?
On a crew-sade.
Apr 4: What did Shakespeare ask at the water park?
Tuby or not tuby.
Apr 3: What is the most psychic type of plant?
The palm tree.
Apr 2: Why did the hunter's hair look so good?
He had some great moose.
Apr 1: What's the most jammin' fruit?
Bananananana.