January puns of the day!
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Jan 31: Why do you always miss a tree at a party?
He's always leaving.
Jan 30: Why would you leave a piece of candy in your pocket for later?
It's a long-term invest-mint.
Jan 29: What's a hipster's favorite drink?
Beerd.
Jan 28: Why did the butcher go to the gym?
To stay beefy.
Jan 27: What did the hamburger expert name his daughter?
Patty.
Jan 26: What's the most flexible food?
Yoga-rt
Jan 25: How did the facial hair begin all his interrogations?
I mustache you a question.
Jan 24: Why are all the trees friends?
They all get a lawn
Jan 23: Why did the courtroom smell so fresh?
It was full of judge-mint.
Jan 22: What's the most European type of cosmetic?
Nail polish.
Jan 21: Which musician can offer the most food?
Jimmy Buffet.
Jan 20: What kind of car do trees prefer?
Stick shifts.
Jan 19: What did Austin Powers say to the bumblebees?
Oh, behive.
Jan 18: Where did the newlywed dice go on their honeymoon?
Pair-a-dice.
Jan 17: What's the cheese that grows annually?
Grew-year.
Jan 16: What's the opposite of sad cheese?
Gouda Cheese
Jan 15: Why was the cheese such a tease?
Because it was stringing people along.
Jan 14: What metal is the most law enforcing?
Copper.
Jan 13: Which author was very diligent about his studies?
Thoreau
Jan 12: How did everyone find out about the new crime spree in the community?
There was a bullet in board.
Jan 11: Why did the cheese do well on its SATs?
Because it was sharp.
Jan 10: What's Fred Astaire's favorite snack?
Puddin' on the ritz.
Jan 9: Why didn't the dress want to socialize with the coat?
The coat was a hanger-on.
Jan 8: Who's the cleanest member of the royal family?
The queen.
Jan 7: How do you write when your pen is sick?
Use your pen's ill.
Jan 6: What's the most electric type of seed?
A bulb.
Jan 5: What's a squirrel's favorite vegetable?
A corn.
Jan 4: How are auto manufacturers like witches?
They both make cars-es.
Jan 3: How do birds conduct science experiments?
They use their beakers
Jan 2: Who is the most aquatic of the friends cast?
David Schwimmer.
Jan 1: Who is the best armed pop star?
Britney Spears.