June puns of the day!
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June 30: Which clothing item runs out of breath?
Pants
June 29: Which piece of meat can you wear?
A skirt steak.
June 28: What are the most aggressive instruments?
Violins.
June 27: What do you say when a pizza falls?
Domino's
June 26: How did the knife go through the air?
He sword.
June 25: What does the grocery cashier do when people buy bread?
He bags-uette
June 24: What did the cop say to the criminal wristwatch?
You're under a wrist.
June 23: How do you get a dog to come?
You coll-ar.
June 22: What do sailors tie in space?
Astro-knots.
June 21: What kind of musicians are best around Christmas?
Wrappers.
June 20: What do you call a keynote speaker at a wine convention?
A bottle opener.
June 19: What did the seamstress say when she left her job?
I quilt.
June 18: What did the guy say when he fell down the chimney?
Oh, chute!
June 17: Why was the broom late for school?
He was sweeping in.
June 16: What did they say about the ambitious car?
He had drive.
June 15: Who cleans up the sea?
A mer-maid.
June 14: Why did the fridge hate the freezer?
She was icy.
June 13: Why did the power strip boss around the other electronics?
It was in charge.
June 12: What made the frozen dinner so introspective?
He thawed a lot.
June 11: What's the loudest desert?
I scream.
June 10: What happens when there's a bomb in the water?
An expl-ocean.
June 9: What do you call someone who is obsessed with glue?
A sealing fan.
June 8: Where does ice cream go to drink?
A klondike bar.
June 7: Which cat is the most organized?
A tab-y cat.
June 6: Why did the shampoo scold the soap?
To condition her.
June 5: What's the drunkest candy?
Liquorice.
June 4: What's the stupidest candy?
Dum dums.
June 3: Where do Lilly pads resell their valuables?
At the pond shop
June 2: Why did Euclid go to heaven?
To be among the angles
June 1: What planet has the most blood?
Veinus