August puns of the day!
Looking for some laughs? Our puns of the day are here to brighten up your day!
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August 31: How did February get to April?
He marched!
August 30: How does a math teacher say good-bye?
Calc-you later.
August 29: Which alcohol complains the most?
Wine.
August 28: What street can you find all the showgirls on?
Broad way.
August 27: What's an ongoing topic among fish?
Debate.
August 26: What does the old dentist use to help him get around?
A nova-cane
August 25: Which artists hurt the most?
Pain-ters.
August 24: How did the astronaut make his apartment warmer?
A space heater.
August 23: Who's the most corrupt politician?
The vice president.
August 22: Why were two kids fighting at the prom?
They wanted to beat each other to the punch.
August 21: How were the kittens organized?
Into cat-egories.
August 20: Why was the guy laughing on Halloween?
He was filled with snickers.
August 19: How much does a whale's mouth weigh?
It weighs a ton-gue.
August 18: Why did the wasp kill the bee?
They were swarm enemies.
August 17: What's the most gullible candy?
Suckers.
August 16: What are the most envious desserts?
Jell-os.
August 15: How does the devil say hi?
Hell-o.
August 14: Why couldn't the spy go to bed?
He was too wired.
August 13: What time should you got to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty.
August 12: What do you call artificial intelligence on a boat?
A Row-bot!
August 11: What vegetable begs the most?
Let-us!
August 10: How do you buy a discounted boat?
You look for a sail.
August 09: What reptile loves the cold?
A B-lizard.
August 08: What did the ocean call the sand after a fight?
A total beach.
August 07: How did the director get by when he broke his leg?
He used the cast.
August 06: What did the French fry say to the slow Hamburger?
Ketchup!
August 05: Who's the most accommodating R&B singer?
Mary J. O-blige.
August 04: What did the Advil call the moody Tylenol?
A pill.
August 03: Who's your smallest relative?
Your ant.
August 02: What's an ongoing topic among fish?
Debate.
August 01: Why did Mozart and Bach get in trouble in school?
They were caught passing notes.